Unpatriotic

Sadly I wasn't able to watch the Colts-Pats game last night (CBS isn't a common channel over here, as you might expect). In the imaginary game that I imagined though, Brady tripped, fell and hurt his ankle during the team introductions; the backup could only throw 10 yards at a time; Moss got pissed and refused to run anything except Hail Mary routes, until he was torn in half by a flying Bob Sanders tackle; and Belichick just stared off into space the whole time, like a combination of Art Shell and one of those Easter Island statues.

When I check the score in 2 minutes, I do not expect this to be the actual outcome.
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UPDATE: Bugger. At least it was a close game (and close when Indy was missing some important starters). How about we meet up again in January for another go-around?