Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Filler

Pre-important news, some stuff:

I really like this photo.

Best dialogue from Talledega Nights:
Ricky: Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...
Carley: Um, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd
and off-puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.
Carley: You know what I want? I want you to do this grace good so that God will let us win tomorrow
Ricky: Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat bald up fists
Chip: HE WAS A MAN! He had a beard!
Ricky: Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money
Carley: Ricky, finish the damn grace.
Cal: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says like, “I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party too.” You know cause I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
Walker: I like to picture Jesus as a ninja, fightin’ off evil samurai.
Cal: I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…
Carley: Hey Cal, why don’t you just shut up
Cal: Yes ma’am
Ricky: Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...

Movies that I brought with me on my travels:
- Anchorman
- Old School
- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Zoolander (do you notice a pattern here?)
- Sin City
- Shaun of the Dead
- Eddie Izzard: Dressed to Kill

I still haven't seen 300, and it's tearing me up inside.


...That's all I can think of for now...

2 Comments:

At 1:03 AM, Gwen said...

Absolutely amazing movie list. Especially the Eddie Izzard! Pure genius :-P

I hope you continue having a great time! Take care Chris!

 
At 6:09 AM, Preston said...

what's the important news?

 

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