Delicious Career Paths

(The scene: Luxor shisha bar in the Village, last night...)

Me: So how do you actually create grape tobacco?

Trent: It's a pretty involved process of flavor engineering, I think...

Me: Wait - 1, is there actually a job title called "Flavor Engineer"? And 2, how do I become one?

Screw the Non-Profit sector, I'm going to Taste Tech to get my doctorate...