Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Learning Points

Things I learned last night:

- Jen and I should not be trusted with anything. EVER.

- Jen's new phone is lame (sorry Jen 8P)

- "Pulverised" cheese isn't cheese that has been punched continually.

- My fighting style invariably involves distraction, followed by a swift kick in the crotch (hypothetically, no fights last night)

- The term "CockPunch" should not be used in polite conversation, even if it was my Word of the Day™.

Thanks for dinner and a very happy birthday, Paul!

6 Comments:

At 11:51 AM, Jennifer said...

My phone is not lame ... you dropped the PASTA on the table so it is YOU and you alone not to be trusted with anything ever. I just don't know how to shop. Boo !

 
At 3:11 PM, Anonymous said...

You should put up a FORMAL retraction !!!

 
At 3:15 PM, Chris the Brit said...

Why, who could that have been?

 
At 4:44 PM, Connie Mia said...

i think you need to hug each other.

hugs, not drugs.... or bad, hateful words.

 
At 6:45 PM, JillO said...

Yay, COCKPUNCH!

A CockPunch is two degrees higher on the scale than a BoobPunch. BoobPunches can be playful and fun, while a CockPunch can be deadly!

 
At 11:56 AM, Chris the Brit said...

Wait, there's a SCALE?

 

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