Things I've learnt in the last 24 hrs

1) Don't fuck around when taking penalties (well done Liverpool!).

2) There is in fact a 7am, but it's not so much fun to be around to experience.

3) Corporate expatriation programmes can work, so long as the company gets off its ass and does something with them.

4) More importantly, I can write about this fact for a full hour.

5) I can get a flight to New York for a shade over £200. Which is awesome.

6) That yes, Revenge of the Sith is pretty cool, despite the clunky acting and dialogue (but hey, if you're going to Star Wars for the acting or dialogue, you may very well be in the 1970s).

7) I leave for New York in 3 weeks. 8D