Gotta love it

Well, it looks like my love for Family Guy has been rekindled...

"...And the other children, they were very nasty to me about that, they said bad, hurtful things to me. They called me 'Tastycakes', and they would beat me and stick pinecones in my ass - those were very bad times."

"Oh man, I hope that thing doesn't happen where I get nervous and I can't control the volume of my voice..."
"Hello Peter, how are you?"
"FINE! Please come in."

"...Leaving thousands injured. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw...KEEPING IT REAL AND KICKING ASS AT SPRING BREAK! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Arf arf!